Sunday, February 7, 2010

you can't make this kind of stuff up

"Karaoke-related killings are not limited to the Philippines. In the past two years alone, a Malaysian man was fatally stabbed for hogging the microphone at a bar and a Thai man killed eight of his neighbors in a rage after they sang John Denver’s 'Take Me Home, Country Roads.' Karaoke-related assaults have also occurred in the United States, including at a Seattle bar where a woman punched a man for singing Coldplay’s 'Yellow' after criticizing his version.

Still, the odds of getting killed during karaoke may be higher in the Philippines, if only because of the ubiquity of the pastime. Social get-togethers invariably involve karaoke. Stand-alone karaoke machines can be found in the unlikeliest settings, including outdoors in rural areas where men can sometimes be seen singing early in the morning. And Filipinos, who pride themselves on their singing, may have a lower tolerance for bad singers.

Indeed, most of the 'My Way' killings have reportedly occurred after the singer sang out of tune, causing other patrons to laugh or jeer.

'The trouble with 'My Way,''said Mr. Gregorio, 'is that everyone knows it and everyone has an opinion.'

- "Sinatra Song Often Strikes Deadly Cord" (NYTimes)

Saturday, February 6, 2010

chicks over dicks

Thanks to simple laws of supply and demand, it is often the women who must assert themselves romantically or be left alone on Valentine’s Day, staring down a George Clooney movie over a half-empty pizza box.

i've been meaning to eat healthier since i was 13

College has made me realize that my diet consists of three food groups: carbs, sugar, and caffeine. This can't be good for me.

Extra motivation: spring break is in one month!

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

active quads

"Your automatic breath is your friend and comforter. Get to know her. Invite her in for tea. Listen to her stories. She may seem boring at first, but I predict that soon she'll seem wise and loving."
- my $36.58 yoga textbook
I love that all I do in class now is dance, stretch, listen to music, or watch movies. But it makes taking my "homework" seriously very hard sometimes.

Monday, February 1, 2010

everybody on your dick

"Sistas are just as fulla ish as the brothas are."
- an audience member at the "No Homo: Masculinity in Hip-Hop and Beyond" panel discussion