I have no luck with castles.
On our trip to Northern Bohemia this last weekend, after winning a bottle of tequila at a club the night before for a dance contest that a few of us (including me) didn't even know we were in, we spent the second day attempting to tour the castle there. Problem was that the tour was entirely in Czech and my attention span has only gone downhill since summer started, so me, Amanda, Lily, Hannah, Casey, and Becca found ourselves drifting away from the tour. We stumbled upon an unlocked door that led into what looked like a dungeon, with a tunnel leading down, down, down into cells filled with torture devices.
Dark, creepy dungeon versus tour entirely in Czech?
Like you even needed to ask.
It was seriously cool, but when we finally got out we realized that the place was totally empty.
Doors?
All locked, including the front door we came in through.
Cell phones?
No service, no minutes.
Tour group?
Nowhere to be found.
We were actually locked inside a castle.
Somehow it feels wrong even just typing that last sentence. I mean, yeah, worse things have happened, and it actually made me feel like I was more in a castle and less in a museum by being away from a large tour group, but still! How does that even happen?
Fast forward to today and, after a frantic morning of booking bus tickets and hostels to Vienna completely last minute (we're now leaving at 5 pm TOMORROW right after class, meaning we're staying an extra night than we planned -- thank god for cell phones, Internet, and Skype), I hiked uphill to meet my Czech Architecture class on our first excursion to Prague Castle. We were supposed to meet at the obelisk next to the cathedral at 1:30. I met up with 2 girls from the class, and we waited.
And waited.
And waited.
At 2, we looped the cathedral. Nobody from our class was in sight.
At 2:15, one of the girls went to the gardens to see if maybe there was a misunderstanding with the obelisk we were supposed to be at. Nobody. She went to the basilica, one of the sites listed on our syllabus. Nobody.
We called the NYU Center and the number listed on the syllabus. The class was definitely not cancelled and we got a voicemail.
Starbucks Guy texted and then called me about going out tonight somewhere in the mist of all that. I was too frazzled and FUCKING FREEZING to even contemplate this evening, so I told him we'd have to pack tonight since we're leaving for the weekend and that we'd meet up next week sometime.
In all, we waited from 1:30 until 3 pm
in the cold in front of the cathedral (with the logic that, it's a fucking
castle -- there is
one door in and
one door out -- so if our class was even inside the cathedral, which we assumed they would be going into since the professor had said something about buying tickets, we
should logically we able to see them when they exited, right? Apparently not).
Nobody from our class was there. I have no idea what happened. But I do know that this is the second time I've spent a ridiculous amount of time and effort trying to see Prague Castle with the end result being absolutely nothing.
I wrote probably the most pissy email I've ever sent to a professor when I got back to my room -- complete with an attached photo of me and Jin pouting at the camera in front of the obelisk for proof of our freezing state.
To top it all off, on the way back to my dorm, the store that I wanted to buy a tote bag in was completely sold out of the style I wanted (I think Amanda and Lily got the last ones), I couldn't find anything travel-sized at DM (it's like the Czech Walgreens), and the water I got at the store tastes funny even though it's supposed to be still.
I think this is a sign that I should switch to the other section.
...Plus, that would give me
no classes on Wednesday!